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It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
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this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
(Source: khalessiofpizza, via iputthelaughterinmanslaughter)
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im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign
fixed it
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do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
(Source: megaultracass, via rain-drizzle-and-hurricanes)
